Animated Films Mugs

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

'I sound old don't I??'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

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