Animal Tester Pillows

IQ Maze Labs: 'Sir, the rats are organizing a union!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'I'll take him.'

Pet Entertainers

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

The life of penguins.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"What happened to what cat?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Ophiologist

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

The Lion Tamer.

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"