
"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
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"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
"Ever eat a bird?"
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
"Another slander suit!"
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."
"Actually I never loved you."
"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."
Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.
'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'
'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'
'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'
"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'
"BOL means Barking Out Loud."
"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."
"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."
'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'
"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."
"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."
Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?
'Well, I know the moon is closer.'
'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'
"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."
'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'
Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy
"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."
'What are you in for?'
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"You fellas' wanna' shoot some hoop instead?"
"Hey, a meat truck! Let’s go after it!" "Nah. My owner’s a lawyer. I only chase ambulances." "Oooh."
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