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'You're going to REPLACE the prolapsed rectum?...'

"To slow for a spay, rigor mortis has set in."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

An inbred poodle.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Anatomy.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Kwazy Wabbits

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"May I keep my collar on?"

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Just the usual, thanks.'