Animal Paradise Seekers Gifts

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'See you in two weeks!'

I love my Uke.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Dog fetches dice

Football fan

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

The Lion Tamer.

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Love Island

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

Doggie Heaven

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Hay-loes

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

A Great Invention

snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'

"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

Scaredy Cat.

Where would you spend your honeymoon? Skyrim, no contest. First, my lady and I would climb the 1,000 snow-covered steps to the summit of the mountain overlooking High Hrothgar

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Pets past...Did you know?

'Hi, Mike.'

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...

'I never thought paradise would be a steak and a pint of beer!'

Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.

A man on an island is given a palm tree.

'You're looking scrumptious today.'