Animal Lover In Medicine Pillows

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"