Animal Logic Pillows

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Reasonableman

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Illogic Tree

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Works every time."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Flea Philosophy.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."