Animal Intrigue Hunter Gifts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"