Animal Helper Gifts

'Let me have an eight iron...er...mean a hemostat!'

'NOBODY is SO busy they can't DRINK their coffee like anyone else!'

Will work for grass

"Foster failure"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Child doing the washing up

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Human Rights in Myanmar

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Horse Clean-up

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Guide Dogs