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"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The Rooster Comedian.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

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"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Warbling on the First Date

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Bunny express,

Cat symphony conductor

Balding dog

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."