Animal Gossip Aficionado Pillows

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The Rooster Comedian.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Shop for cats

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Bunny express,

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Warbling on the First Date

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Balding dog

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.