' I don't care what you say, she's had a beak job!'
Animal Gossip Fan T-Shirts
Express your passion for animal gossip with our fun and witty t-shirts, designed to spark conversations and showcase your playful personality.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
The americanisation of vulture.
Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse
Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'
"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."
"Author does not do tricks."
The only time cats are known to laugh.
'Oh Hi!'
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
For heavens sake,put some make-up on!
Stubborn Horse
Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,
Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
Where Shaving Cream Comes From
'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'
"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"
Dog ignores angry cat.
"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"
"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"
"This isn't helping my migraine."
Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.
'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'
"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."
Animal Gossip Fan T-Shirts Collection
Animal Gossip Fan Mugs
Love animal gossip? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty quotes and fun designs for gossip fans and animal lovers.
Animal Gossip Fan Pillows
Bring humor to your home with pillows themed around animal gossip—comfortable, cheeky, and conversation-worthy.
Animal Gossip Fan Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the fun and fascination of animal gossip, perfect for decorating your favorite spaces.