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"Good"? Nah, she's the best.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Snowmobull

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Author does not do tricks."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Oh Hi!'

The americanisation of vulture.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Of Mice and Men.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From