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"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Honk if you love me!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog phrenology

he used to belong to a cartoonist