Animal Fitness Fans Pillows

A bull on a treadmill

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.