Animal Fitness Fan Pillows

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Wolf Karaoke

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Exercise Bars

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Overkill, dude."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."