Fitness Fanatics With Pets Pillows

Dog Jogger

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Keep fit.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Dog Weightlifting

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'That's our group plan.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."