Animal Fitness Fans T-Shirts

A bull on a treadmill

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'