Animal Empathy Experts Prints

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Licensed Therapist

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Australian Mobile Bar

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

Ophiologist

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'