Animal Empathy Champions Prints

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

Australian Mobile Bar

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Believe me, I understand.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

No safe haven

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"