Animal Empathy Experts Pillows

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Licensed Therapist

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Australian Mobile Bar

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

Ophiologist

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."