Animal Domestication Fan Pillows

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No littering...

Cat and mouse

Wolf Karaoke

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Mating rituals

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Garbage Piñata

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."