Animal Domestication Fan Pillows

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

No littering...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

Cat and mouse

"The unlucky lemming"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Mating rituals

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Happy birthday Darling!