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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The star hunters

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Curiosity'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"What happened to what cat?"

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Great events in Chemistry...

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."