Animal Discovery Gifts

Mammalian Biology Research Center. I've discovered a heretofore unknown species of mice

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The star hunters

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'Curiosity'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"What happened to what cat?"

Great events in Chemistry...

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'