Animal Dialogue Appreciators Gifts

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Lean Beef"

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Please. Please just stop barking."

You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf

Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'