Animal Defense Fanatic Gifts

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Epic Battles

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Here's the weak point."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."