Animal Defense Fanatic Gifts

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

The Catkins Diet

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved