Animal Conservation Skeptic Pillows

'I want to cancel my subscription to the world wildlife fund.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Zoo animals.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

The Destruction of the Environment

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Save the whales

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Save the river.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Save the termites.

"Bang!"

'Anything to declare?'

A smiling badger