Animal Companion Advocate Gifts

Odd Facts. Interesting� When they bring in dogs to visit bitter, old recluses at home, the recluses die at an older age� Of course, then the dogs die at a younger age.

'Okay. let's roll.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"I keep him here in case I need to vent."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."