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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

The Rooster Comedian.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Oh Hi!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'