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"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dog traps the postman.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"He ran out of pee."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

When Dogs Rule

'YAY! PATE!'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Leopards do change their spots

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!