Animal Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dog traps the postman.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

'YAY! PATE!'

When Dogs Rule

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'My mother was a real bitch!'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Bruno, sit."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Leopards do change their spots

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"