Animal Clubs Mugs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"I have no thumbs."

Raised by Dogs

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Cat and Dog Fights.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Elephant blowing up balloons

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'