Animal Caretaker With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

"Foster failure"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog Food

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"He ran out of pee."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Horse Clean-up

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"You stop it, now!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'