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The Cow-Butt Frog.

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

In Disguise.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'He went that way, quick!'

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.