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'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Tank color choices.

'He went that way, quick!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.