Animal Advocate With Edgy Taste Gifts

I club baby seals.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

Animal worries.

Animal rescue center

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Chippunks

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We raise our beef humanely."

Chicken comedians.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.