Angry Athlete Pillows

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Hockey Season.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Olympic Bubble

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Stunning politeness.

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Olympic Rings

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."