Angry Athlete Mugs

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Hockey Season.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Stunning politeness.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Olympic Rings

Professional runners chasing money