Emotional Athlete Mugs

"Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to call you ‘a lazy, manipulative drama queen who’s incapable of genuine self-reflection.’"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Saving a Heart

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Prawn Amend

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Counsellor for man on desert island

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

Intensive waiting.

"Need hug."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

Brain Training

Cardiology

"Yes, this makes sense. I shall find my feelings and punch them."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."