Angelic Wellness Advocate Pillows

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

That's the company's health plan.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"It has yet to turn a profit."