Angelic Trumpet Player Gifts

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Louis Armstrong

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

The band.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

(Hey! Great chops!)

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Kringle: The Decca Years

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Serpent Instrument player

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

The majestic trumpeter swan cleans its spit valve.

Basketball Halo

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'