Angelic Strategist Fan Prints

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Smashed harp...

Heavenly Take Out

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven Has VIP

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel changing a star lightbulb