Angelic Strategist Fan Prints

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven Has VIP

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"