Angelic Relaxer Pillows

Heaven is...

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"First break since 1996!"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Give Way To Cyclists

Lazy dog.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

His entire life was about balance.

Spring Break!

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

Social Networking in Heaven.

Legalization of marijuana

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."