Angelic Gourmand Mugs

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Bookworm group

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's fondue night!"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

God Cooks Up Evolution

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."