Angelic Food Service Humor Mugs

Dolphin friendly tuna

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Hello, my name is Tony. I'm your waiter, and I'll be dining with you tonight."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."