Angelic Cloud User T-Shirts

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Movie Angel

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"A sizable gratuity always helps."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Inventive Uses of Halo

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

10 Commandments Bar.

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'This is your quarterly report, Mr. Woodson. We need your complete resume.'

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

When Nerds Die

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.