Angel On Their Shoulder Gifts

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

An amplified harp

Shoe repair

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Water Balloons.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Heaven terms and conditions.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'We're from Manhattan."

"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"

Organ Donor

"I expected the moral assessment, but the credit check surprised me."