Angel Of Health Gifts

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Cherub on a cloud

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

And on the Seventh Day...

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

Heaven terms and conditions.

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"They're hilarious, you really ought to see them - the Garden of Eden outtakes."

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

'Our records show you turned down 13,851 angels disguised as panhandlers.'

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"Murchison is still in denial."

"Roof, please."

"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"