Angel Of Health Gifts

Health and Safety vs Lawyers.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Cherub on a cloud

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Basketball Halo

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Heaven terms and conditions.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"Murchison is still in denial."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

'Our records show you turned down 13,851 angels disguised as panhandlers.'

"They're hilarious, you really ought to see them - the Garden of Eden outtakes."

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"