Angel Mythology Fan Gifts

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Angel in an electric chair.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Iliadette.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Shoe repair

The Reason for Storms

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."