Angel Appreciators Pillows

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'